PUPPIES

Oh deary me. I'm ever so bored.
It's really quite a pickle when you're as bored as I am right now. While I was writing that sentence I resolved what I am going to do to unbore myself. I shall watch glee for a second time because Mr Awesome himself (Darren Criss) is in it and he makes anything wonderful... apart from maybe drowning puppies... that isn't something he could make wonderful. In fact it would be rather shocking and sad. Not to mention sick. So so so so soooo sick. So you know what the message of this post is? Don't drown puppies folks, because that leads to a whole lot of shit. Stuff you wouldn't want to be associated with. If you drown a puppy you're telling others that drowning puppies is okay. If people think drowning puppies is okay they might think drowning babies is okay. If people start to drown babies more frequently there will be less babies and therefore the population of the world will drop dramatically because all the old people are dying as well as the now-drowning babies. When the babies drown and the old people die this means that the earths population will drop from 6 billion to about 3 million. THEN most of the worlds population will be evil because they're baby drowners. When there's no more babies to drown people will still want to drown things so they'll start drowning each other, and the police won't get involved because they'll be drowning people too. And if more babies come into the world they'll be drowned. So every single day the earths population would be getting smaller and smaller, until eventually everyone in the world would be dead apart from one person. Then that person will realize that they're the last human on earth and they'll mate with an animal and then a new species will be created.

So, as I mentioned previously, don't drown puppies. It can only lead to disaster. And if you still want to drown puppies look at the photo below. I think that'll make you change your mind.



Anyway since this post talks about drowning puppies I think I should stop.

Bye friendltons (:
~Courtney